Chris Tells "All"

*and by "all", that means Day 1 to this episode.  Because clearly he won't share spoilers

 

We begin Episode 1 of 3 in a 24 hour span with #CrazyKelsey talking to Harrison.  Kelsey, we already know you're a little crazy, but wearing a white dress?  Come on!  It's like a "day of wedding run around" dress or a "wedding rehearsal on a beach" dress.

 

 Favorite words/phrases Kelsey used while speaking with Harrison:

• Am I really that controversial?  Really?
• emotionally tumultuous
• amassing
• motor movements
• malintention (not a word)

Funny things Prince Farming uttered while speaking with Harrison:

• She should not have had a firearm (re: crazy onion/pomegranate Ashley S)
• I get it.  I suck at speeches. I farm. I don't give speeches. (re: Costco & Kimmel w/Kaitlyn)
• I'm trying to find the right one for me. And doing the best job that I can possibly do at that, and part of that is kissing. (re: kissing Britt)

For what it's worth - I think this episode was a bigger waste of time than the actual Monday night show.  Ugh.

#KaraokeCarley & Kaitlyn are pretty much my favorites based on comedic value and verbalizing what everyone is thinking!

Dear ABC,

Forget "Lead Tells All" episodes.  I want an hour of bloopers!  Heck, even 2 hours of bloopers! 

#BringOnTheBachelorBloopers #TheWholeShowIsABlooper

*I did not watch the Andi interview because I know nothing about Andi & Josh other then she was the B'ette, she picked him, he got down on one knee, they went to the stupid Bachelor Red Carpet event, and announced a split 3 days later.