I'm still conflicted regarding my attention to Des' season of The Bachelorette. However, since the only "current" show to watch today is The Voice, I figured since I'm already upset the obnoxious Swon Bros were saved, I'd invite my current attitude to stay a little longer and critique the Bach'ette!
Are these boys all oblivious to time? Or did they just jump off of the S.S.Obvious???? We get it! You haven't had a date with Des yet. In fact, up until 2 minutes and 47 seconds before Chris Harrison walked in, you didn't even realize the first date was so close. 19 of you want to be the 1st. 1 of you will be first. 14 of you will enjoy a group date. The only people allowed to complain about dates and not "having alone time with Des" would be those that were not selected for dates.
Date Details:
1 on 1: Hollywood Wedding on Bridge with a concert
Oh sweet Brooks. As far as I'm concerned you and Des can keep the wedding wardrobe on and head to the nearest chapel...after proper marriage counseling, family/close friends meet & greet and at least 6 months living in your pre-ABC life! Side note...did they dance on the same carpet square Emily & Ryan used? Well travelled.
Group: Soulja Boy
Apparently, SB has more than "Superman" in his repertoire....who knew?!
Competitor Chris....not to be confused with main man Chris Harrison. You may be captain of the SS Obvious. You're there to spend time with Des...1 date card has been revealed. 1 group date is being read. Calm down killer!
Dan: Adorable
Juan Pablo: Confusing...I don't understand him
Kasey: No opinion yet
Zak K: he's the guy from HS/college who really wanted to fit in with the football/lax team but it never worked...so he goes from lifting weights to the tanning bed to getting a massage.
Will: Annoyingly arrogant. Really, what guy does hot yoga? Gross!
Brian: He just looks shifty.
Drew: Seems cute
James: Hate to say it but the tattletale man tears preview ruined it.
Mikey: Meat head
Zak W: Keep a shirt on and hand out sunglasses...your teeth are blinding.
Nick: Cute. No full opinion yet
Michael: Adorable! Seems fun!
Brandon: Seems ok but also emotionally intense
Ben: Also seems shifty but in a lazy way, not a sneaky way.
So Michael's line was kind of a dig at those who have gone before him. Funny guy!
Poor Diogo....didn't get a First Night Rose and now Soulja Boy has his knight in shining armour costume!
OH MY GOODNESS...lyrics relating to Bachelors of the past. Now that's fubby sruff!!
MOST AWKWARD rap EVER!
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